22 April 2010

Coffee Bowl Browsing

Icelandic volcano jokes:  "It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe."

It may be time for informal logic textbooks to remove "the slippery slope" from their fallacies list. 

The voice of GEICO's Gecko gets fired for being a jerk. 

"This report isn't bad news for the Democrats. It's Armageddon." 

Blago goes BOOM! all over B.O.  Blacked-out portions of a subpoena request issued to B.O. reveal some interesting allegations.

Child sex slavery among Muslim Afghan warlords. . .will the MSM coordinate an effort to expose this criminal activity for the sake of the children?  No.  Muslim Afghan warlords aren't Catholic clergy, so the NYT/CNN/etc. don't care.

What a history of the American progressive movement leaves out

Uncle Jack, lead singer of the death metal band, Satan Spew, lovingly cradles his nephew.  I think someone needs to take him out into the yard with a box of Tide and a tire brush and hose him off.

The epic battle of the Squirrelasauruses!

When art and nature collide. . .let the wailing begin.

Collective nouns for mythical creatures:  "An opulence of succubi"

Analogies and metaphors from high school Shakespeares:  "She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."
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1 comment:

  1. Much to my surprise, none of the blogs I read have picked up on the story about Comedy Central censoring South Park because of Muslim outrage....