The Truth is Always Pastoral!
Here's the settled science on the prior (it wasn't the last) human generated carbon emissions crisis which ruined the climate (climate ain't weather, or sumptin').All the cave women burned their GEICO cavemen husbands' dinners because they stayed out late, and didn't call. That scared the mastodons and saber toothed tigers into farting all at once. The rest is history. The Ice Age ended. bwahahahahaha!