Amateur: ObamaCare is our Only Hope. . .it must be passed NOWNOWNOW!!! Um, nevermind, says B.O., it can wait 'til Feb. It's time to put the adults back in charge of our gov't.
Best Movies of the '00's: Snob Alert! No Redneck Movies appear on this list. How do I know it's a snobby list? The first movie is about African genital mutilation. (And b/c our Resident Troll has willfully decided to interpret this link as a vote for genital mutilation: I hate Snob Movies. That's the point of calling this list snobby.)