A reminder about tomorrow's (Say, Aug 6th) day-long retreat:
The topic of the retreat will be: “'Putting Out into the Deep': Catholic Laity and the New Evangelization."
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05 August 2011
Catholic Laity & the New Evangelization
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04 August 2011
Coffee Cup Browsing
More "Have You No Decency" hypocrisy from the Left.
Headline of the Week: "Giant Rat Kills Predators with Poisonous Hair" How unwashed do you have to be to produce poisonous hair!?!
The cry room is the worst post-VC2 innovation in church design? Sorry, Deacon. . .with all due respect. . .THAT prize goes to the "Church in the Round" idiocy.
Jewish --> Protestant --> Catholic! A familiar conversion story.
Gov. Christie of NJ appoints a Muslim to the bench. This strikes me as No Big Deal so long as the judge follows NJ/US law.
What is it with Democrats and nude pics on the internet? NB. pics may not be safe for work.
Kneeling to receive communion? Why is this still a controversy? The U.S. bishops and the Holy Father have made it perfectly clear that standing to receive is the norm in the U.S. and kneeling is permitted. Could it be b/c some want their personal preference to be required of everyone? Nawwwwwww.
Will ObamaCare drive Catholics out of the healthcare business?
This is how the Feline Revolution will begin. . .
The Zombie-Alien-Robot Vinn Diagram of Human Extinction. Yea, but Zombies need humans to make more Zombies, so what happens when the Aliens and Robots eliminate all the humans? Didn't think of that, did you? I didn't think so!
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03 August 2011
Coffee Cup Browsing
Why all the hysterical name-calling from the Lefty Elite? ". . .their authority is collapsing. And if there is one thing they know deep in their bones, it is that they are entitled to that authority." Yup, when I considered myself one of the L.E., we were convinced of our intellectual, moral, and political superiority. We deserved the power we had granted ourselves.
Archbishop Chaput on Church reform: ". . .men and women didn't found the Church, they don't own her, and they have no license to reinvent her.”
Archbishop Chaput on Church reform: ". . .men and women didn't found the Church, they don't own her, and they have no license to reinvent her.”
The dictatorship of sentimentalism. . .both ends of the ecclesial theological spectrum are slaves to this Master.
B.O. orders all insurance companies to offer free artificial birth control. . .an order that can be revoked in Jan 2013.
LCWR will forgo discussion in search of the Spirit's will: ". . .the [sisters] will sit together in silence, discovering what God is calling forth for religious life today. They will have no expectation of a particular insight or result." Whatcha wanna bet "obedience to the magisterium" isn't going to be the result?
Don't like snakes? Don't watch this one take a ride on this couple's windshield.
"You're growing old when your knees buckle and your belt won't." Great tag-lines.
How to make a bacon-infused cocktail: "How-to" vids on Youtube.
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When a plea for help is met with silence
18th Week OT (W)
Fr. Philip Neri Powell, OP
St. Albert the Great Priory
When we set aside any prurient interest we might have in demonic possession and the theatrics of the Hollywood exorcism, we realize that the battle faced by the daughter of the Canaanite woman is rather ordinary. In one way or another, we are all “tormented by a demon.” The reality of evil and its destruction is in no way mitigated by its everydayness, by its banality. In fact, recognizing the prevalence of evil and its familiarity is an excellent way to recognize and claim the same faith that eventually frees the girl from her tormentor. However, while recognizing the prevalence and familiarity of evil, Catholics often make a fatal mistake. We think of the Devil as extraordinary: somehow outside our normal experience. He's an exotic power; a dark, majestic angel; a fierce, nearly all-powerful foe capable of controlling those inclined to habitual sin and overwhelming the innocent. The truth of the matter is much less dramatic. The Devil is a defeated foe. Has been from Day One. Is now. And always will be. Notice Jesus' reaction when he hears the pleas of the Canaanite mother: “. . .he did not say a word in answer to her.” No alarms. No rushing about with sirens blaring. Just silence and waiting. What is he waiting for? A profession of simple trust in God, a declaration of faith. When he hears the mother make her profession, he says, “O woman, great is your faith! Let it be done for you as you wish.” And it is. Her daughter is healed.
Of course, this scene from Matthew's gospel isn't about demonic possession; it's about the catholicity of faith, the universal and fundamental human need to trust in God. When the Canaanite woman begs for help, Jesus replies with silence. His disciples are impatient and contemptuous: “Send her away!” Finally, Jesus responds to the woman with the objection everyone expects from a rabbi when speaking to a Gentile: “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. . .It is not right to take the food of the children and throw it to the dogs.” Now, the question at this point is: does this unclean woman slink away, properly chastised, or does she profess her faith? Jesus waits. The desperate mother cries out (surprisingly? predictably?) a humble trust in God, “Please, Lord, for even the dogs eat the scraps that fall from the table of their masters.” Nothing extraordinary, nothing exotic or weird. Just an ordinary woman laying claim to her faith and expressing a mother's love for her child. That's all it takes to heal her daughter. That's all it takes to show the Devil that he is defeated.
The genius of our Lord's silent waiting in the face of the mother's pleading lies in his knowledge that the woman is faithful despite her uncleanliness. In other words, her status as a Gentile, the fact that she is “outside the flock” in no way alters that which is basic to us all: an abiding, even nagging, desire to love God and proclaim our trust in His care. It may have taken the demonic possession of her daughter to drive her to give voice to that desire, but when driven to it, she makes a public profession and reaps the harvest of her obedience. What she doesn't do is give the Devil more power than he can actually wield, more influence than he is capable of exerting. Even an unspoken, unrealized faith can dwarf the worst that evil can throw at us. . .so long as we do not succumb to despair, to the temptation to surrender to an already defeated enemy. If your pleas for help are met with silence, profess your faith, lay claim to your trust in God's loving-care, and you will be healed even before help arrives.
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02 August 2011
Angels, St. John, & St. Augustine
The Angel with the Broken Wing
Dana Gioia
I am the Angel with the Broken Wing,
The one large statue in this quiet room.
The staff finds me too fierce, and so they shut
Faith’s ardor in this air-conditioned tomb.
The docents praise my elegant design
Above the chatter of the gallery.
Perhaps I am a masterpiece of sorts—
The perfect emblem of futility.
Mendoza carved me for a country church.
(His name’s forgotten now except by me.)
I stood beside a gilded altar where
The hopeless offered God their misery.
I heard their women whispering at my feet—
Prayers for the lost, the dying, and the dead.
Their candles stretched my shadow up the wall,
And I became the hunger that they fed.
I broke my left wing in the Revolution
(Even a saint can savor irony)
When troops were sent to vandalize the chapel.
They hit me once—almost apologetically.
For even the godless feel something in a church,
A twinge of hope, fear? Who knows what it is?
A trembling unaccounted by their laws,
An ancient memory they can’t dismiss.
There are so many things I must tell God!
The howling of the dammed can’t reach so high.
But I stand like a dead thing nailed to a perch,
A crippled saint against a painted sky.
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Reading Saint John of the Cross
Susan Kelly-DeWitt
How many miles to the border
where all the sky there is
exists for the soul alone?
Where the only breathers
breathing are constructed
from some new electricity
and the flowers are made
indestructible, and messages
from the dead arrive like calm
white birds with a gift?
One more night of spiritual
ice and we might all become
birds, green birds frozen
on a black winter branch.
There is a drumming in the shadows
under leaves: a million eight-eyed
spiders on the march.
The buckeyes beat themselves
half to death against
some lit-from-within screen.
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“The Vision of Saint Augustine”
Beverley Bie Brahic
Carpaccio, San Giorgio degli Schiavoni, Venice
You are amazed to find trees in Venice —
To turn a corner into a campo
Where two or three rustling acacias
Spread their halo of leaves
Over two or three red-slatted benches.
It’s as if you had slipped through a curtained doorway
Into a hall full of dull gold scenes
By Carpaccio — a miraculous light —
Though the rio’s still shrouded in a mist
Compounded of water vapour and smog
So it’s not that the sun has come out, it’s
Something to do with the leaves and painting
In the realm of echoes where footsteps
Reverberate endlessly between two walls
And dawn is the chink of a stonemason
At his reparations, disembodied
Voices irresistible as bird calls.
Yes, you’re amazed to find trees in Venice
Shedding their gold leaf onto the pavement
Outside a secondhand bookstore.
It’s like Carpaccio’s little white dog
Wagging his tail at the feet of Saint Augustine
Who is staring out of the window
Looking for the voice of Saint Jerome.
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Dana Gioia
I am the Angel with the Broken Wing,
The one large statue in this quiet room.
The staff finds me too fierce, and so they shut
Faith’s ardor in this air-conditioned tomb.
The docents praise my elegant design
Above the chatter of the gallery.
Perhaps I am a masterpiece of sorts—
The perfect emblem of futility.
Mendoza carved me for a country church.
(His name’s forgotten now except by me.)
I stood beside a gilded altar where
The hopeless offered God their misery.
I heard their women whispering at my feet—
Prayers for the lost, the dying, and the dead.
Their candles stretched my shadow up the wall,
And I became the hunger that they fed.
I broke my left wing in the Revolution
(Even a saint can savor irony)
When troops were sent to vandalize the chapel.
They hit me once—almost apologetically.
For even the godless feel something in a church,
A twinge of hope, fear? Who knows what it is?
A trembling unaccounted by their laws,
An ancient memory they can’t dismiss.
There are so many things I must tell God!
The howling of the dammed can’t reach so high.
But I stand like a dead thing nailed to a perch,
A crippled saint against a painted sky.
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Reading Saint John of the Cross
Susan Kelly-DeWitt
How many miles to the border
where all the sky there is
exists for the soul alone?
Where the only breathers
breathing are constructed
from some new electricity
and the flowers are made
indestructible, and messages
from the dead arrive like calm
white birds with a gift?
One more night of spiritual
ice and we might all become
birds, green birds frozen
on a black winter branch.
There is a drumming in the shadows
under leaves: a million eight-eyed
spiders on the march.
The buckeyes beat themselves
half to death against
some lit-from-within screen.
+
“The Vision of Saint Augustine”
Beverley Bie Brahic
Carpaccio, San Giorgio degli Schiavoni, Venice
You are amazed to find trees in Venice —
To turn a corner into a campo
Where two or three rustling acacias
Spread their halo of leaves
Over two or three red-slatted benches.
It’s as if you had slipped through a curtained doorway
Into a hall full of dull gold scenes
By Carpaccio — a miraculous light —
Though the rio’s still shrouded in a mist
Compounded of water vapour and smog
So it’s not that the sun has come out, it’s
Something to do with the leaves and painting
In the realm of echoes where footsteps
Reverberate endlessly between two walls
And dawn is the chink of a stonemason
At his reparations, disembodied
Voices irresistible as bird calls.
Yes, you’re amazed to find trees in Venice
Shedding their gold leaf onto the pavement
Outside a secondhand bookstore.
It’s like Carpaccio’s little white dog
Wagging his tail at the feet of Saint Augustine
Who is staring out of the window
Looking for the voice of Saint Jerome.
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01 August 2011
Grace Notes
Poetry-related posts here at HancAquam are really not all that popular. . .I mean, not like Coffee Bowl Browsing or the occasional liturgical abuse rants. . .and that's OK.
Poetry--especially contemporary poetry--is like a really good blue cheese: it takes some getting used to and frequent consumption helps.
Unfortunately, very few contemporary poets write within the western philosophical/theological tradition and even fewer write as public Christians (Dana Gioia, Christian Wiman, Eric Pankey, Fanny Howe, Mary Karr are just a few).
Fortunately, we have the great Catholic monthly journal, First Things to pick up the slack.
The poetry editors of First Things have selected the best verse from their publication and collected it in a volume titled, Grace Notes.
I encourage you to order a copy ($9.95) for yourself or a poetry lover you know and help support the culture of good Christian verse in the western tradition!
My copy is on the way. . .
My copy is on the way. . .
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31 July 2011
Poetry from First Things
At This Still Point of the Turning World
Marion Montgomery
The winter poplars stand—
Strange masts with spars
Under cold stars.
I shall wait a myriad sail of leaves
In spring rains and winds.
I shall bend in starboards and lees
Still riddling the pilgrim signs
Toward the always mysterious ends.
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Psalm
Richard Wilbur
Give thanks for all things
On the plucked lute, and likewise
The harp of ten strings.
Have the lifted horn
Greatly blare, and pronounce it
Good to have been born.
Lend the breath of life
To the stops of the sweet flute
Or capering fife,
And tell the deep drum
To make, at the right juncture,
Pandemonium.
Then, in grave relief,
Praise too our sorrows on the
Cello of shared grief.
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The Romantic's Prayer
Joseph Awad
Help me to lay aside my glitzy schemes,
My starry ifs, my svelte velleities;
Write off the wasted seasons, the regrets,
The fantasies of fame, the stubborn dreams
Of lotteries won and weeks of sunlit ease
On the Riviera, trips on private jets,
"Adventure and romance," those heady themes!
Help me to treasure simple pieties,
Resolves to which I've always said, "Not yet!"
Let me retrieve the rich, rejected graces,
The chances lost to be with children, wife,
And find fulfillment in the homey places.
Lord, reconcile me with my life.
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"I Did Not Come to Call the Righteous"
Julie Stoner
Matthew 9:9–13
We ninety-nine obedient sheep;
we workers hired at dawn’s first peep;
we faithful sons who strive to please,
forsaking prodigalities;
we virgins who take pains to keep
our lamps lit, even in our sleep;
we law-abiding Pharisees;
we wince at gospels such as these.
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Marion Montgomery
The winter poplars stand—
Strange masts with spars
Under cold stars.
I shall wait a myriad sail of leaves
In spring rains and winds.
I shall bend in starboards and lees
Still riddling the pilgrim signs
Toward the always mysterious ends.
+
Psalm
Richard Wilbur
Give thanks for all things
On the plucked lute, and likewise
The harp of ten strings.
Have the lifted horn
Greatly blare, and pronounce it
Good to have been born.
Lend the breath of life
To the stops of the sweet flute
Or capering fife,
And tell the deep drum
To make, at the right juncture,
Pandemonium.
Then, in grave relief,
Praise too our sorrows on the
Cello of shared grief.
+
The Romantic's Prayer
Joseph Awad
Help me to lay aside my glitzy schemes,
My starry ifs, my svelte velleities;
Write off the wasted seasons, the regrets,
The fantasies of fame, the stubborn dreams
Of lotteries won and weeks of sunlit ease
On the Riviera, trips on private jets,
"Adventure and romance," those heady themes!
Help me to treasure simple pieties,
Resolves to which I've always said, "Not yet!"
Let me retrieve the rich, rejected graces,
The chances lost to be with children, wife,
And find fulfillment in the homey places.
Lord, reconcile me with my life.
+
"I Did Not Come to Call the Righteous"
Julie Stoner
Matthew 9:9–13
We ninety-nine obedient sheep;
we workers hired at dawn’s first peep;
we faithful sons who strive to please,
forsaking prodigalities;
we virgins who take pains to keep
our lamps lit, even in our sleep;
we law-abiding Pharisees;
we wince at gospels such as these.
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29 July 2011
Coffee Cup Browsing
Oops, indeed. That Conservative Republican Presbyterian terrorist-wannabe they arrested yesterday has ties to several lefty anti-war groups. So, if being a "right-wing Christian" causes one to turn to mass murder, then does being a lefty anti-war activist cause one to turn to treason and terrorism?
Soon-to-be GOP presidential candidate, Rick Perry says that abortion is a states' rights issue. No, governor, it's a human rights issue. Without the right to life, no other human right matters.
Hollywood has run out of ideas. . .they're making the board game, Battleship into a movie. Will I go see it? Aliens? Check. Explosions? Check. Exploding aliens? Check. You betcha!
Best First Sentence of an Essay Evah! "It is a truth universally acknowledged that it is only a short road that leads from grammatical laxity to cannibalism."
The Curt Jester speculates on the nature of purgatory for Catholic bloggers. There's a bone-chilling possibility for Yours Truly. Shudder.
Yes, we do.
This cartoon says just about everything that needs to be said about The Won.
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28 July 2011
Coffee Cup Browsing (Late Edition)
FLASH! Conservative Republican Presbyterian solider arrested for plotting a terror attack on Ft. Hood. He had a copy of the Westminster Confession and Ann Coulter's latest book in his trunk.
Is the Norway Nazi a "fundamentalist Christian"? In his own manifesto he says that he is NOT a practicing Christian.
Is the Norway Nazi a "fundamentalist Christian"? In his own manifesto he says that he is NOT a practicing Christian.
Lefty theologian uses the Norway massacre as an opportunity to score points against her ideological enemies. Shameful. . .and predictable.
Oh, if only women and married people could be Buddhist monks! Wait. . .
Another dogmatic plank in the Church of Global Warming's mythology goes bust. Anyone still believe that AGW isn't an elitist power-grab?
Another dogmatic plank in the Church of Global Warming's mythology goes bust. Anyone still believe that AGW isn't an elitist power-grab?
No. 3 Dem in Congress says that school desegregation was accomplished by executive order. Um, I believe the Supreme Court ordered that. History has never been a politicians' best friend.
Someone bit down too hard on Sr. Mary Dominic of the Five Wounds of Christ's communion host, but Melvin loves sister's hosts (unconsecrated, of course).
Someone bit down too hard on Sr. Mary Dominic of the Five Wounds of Christ's communion host, but Melvin loves sister's hosts (unconsecrated, of course).
Cute pic of the day
Here's the feline version of me at 2.00pm when I'm in Rome. . .
PING!!!
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What does one do in a poetry workshop? (Updated)
A couple of HancAquam readers have written to ask what does one do in a creative writing workshop. Well, we spend most of our time reading and critiquing student poems. When we aren't doing that, we read and critique published poems. In this summer's workshop, we are focusing on contemporary poetry published in the U.S. and the U.K. We spend one day a week writing in class using exercise I've cobbled together. Here are a few examples:
Epigraph Exercise
Choose one of the quotations below as your epigraph:
“What do you love better: the ruin or its repair?” – Eric Pankey, “Prayer”
“Repetition is the death of art.” – Robin Green
“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks.” – Plutarch
“Earth, is it not this that you want: to rise/invisibly in us? – Is that not your dream,/to be invisible, one day?” – R.M. Rilke, “Ninth Elegy”
“The woman wants a salad.” --Ange Mlinko, “A Few Leaves of Salted Rocket”
Compose a twelve-line free verse poem that argues against the idea/sentiment presented in the epigraph.
No form of “to be” may be used.
You must include the phrases: “ducks and oranges” and “beats me” in the poem.
Each line MUST be exactly eight syllables.
Junk Drawer Exercise
You are looking for a rubber band.
In your kitchen junk drawer you find the following:
a can opener
a box of staples
a screwdriver
several broken pencils & dried pens
a watch w/o a wrist band
two used tubes of Chapstick
a handful of coins
a bottle of baby aspirin
two Christmas cards from 1983
a plastic spoon
several packets of soy sauce
a couple of crumpled receipts from WalMart
a seed catalog
five keys on New Orleans Saints keyring
a pocket-sized bottle of bug spray
Choose nine of these items and compose a free verse poem consisting of seven couplets.
You need the rubber band to save your life.
Not-guilty Confession Exercise
In a prose poem of no fewer than 75 words, confess to a crime you did not commit. You may not mention your innocence; however, it must be clear that you are innocent.
Give specific details of the crime—details that only the criminal would know.
Include the penalty for the crime and how you intend to deal with it.
You are confessing to your “victim” or the victim's family/friends.
Missing Persons Exercise
Media sources all over the world are reporting that individuals seem to be randomly disappearing.
Not only are these people disappearing physically but memories of them are fading as well.
Choose five of these people and compose a twenty-line elegy for them.
Include enough detail to distinguish them from all the other individuals who have disappeared.
Questions in Heaven Exercise
After a long and happy life as an award-winning poet, you die in your sleep and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter greets you with the following request, “You've lived a long and happy life as an award-winning poet. The Angelic Host needs your help. The questionnaire we use for admission into Heaven has become a bit outdated. Would you compose a list of questions for us that tests a soul's grasp of Truth, Goodness, and Beauty?”
St. Peter needs no fewer than eight questions that never mention Truth, Goodness, or Beauty nor do they hint at their true purpose.
The questions may not refer in any way to religious/spiritual concepts or use language that might betray their religious/spiritual nature.
The idea is to ask recently separated souls questions that only indirectly test their humanity.
Antique Store Exercise
While on a road trip to __________ you come across an antique store called Noah's Next Ark.
You stop for a bathroom break and decide to explore the store.
Compose a longish (20+ lines) poem about what you find in the store.
While exploring the store, you discover that you have been killed in an auto accident.
What do the things in the store teach you about the nature of chance?
NB. My students did not like this last exercise at all. They said it sounded like the plot of a cheesy movie!
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Epigraph Exercise
Choose one of the quotations below as your epigraph:
“What do you love better: the ruin or its repair?” – Eric Pankey, “Prayer”
“Repetition is the death of art.” – Robin Green
“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks.” – Plutarch
“Earth, is it not this that you want: to rise/invisibly in us? – Is that not your dream,/to be invisible, one day?” – R.M. Rilke, “Ninth Elegy”
“The woman wants a salad.” --Ange Mlinko, “A Few Leaves of Salted Rocket”
Compose a twelve-line free verse poem that argues against the idea/sentiment presented in the epigraph.
No form of “to be” may be used.
You must include the phrases: “ducks and oranges” and “beats me” in the poem.
Each line MUST be exactly eight syllables.
Junk Drawer Exercise
You are looking for a rubber band.
In your kitchen junk drawer you find the following:
a can opener
a box of staples
a screwdriver
several broken pencils & dried pens
a watch w/o a wrist band
two used tubes of Chapstick
a handful of coins
a bottle of baby aspirin
two Christmas cards from 1983
a plastic spoon
several packets of soy sauce
a couple of crumpled receipts from WalMart
a seed catalog
five keys on New Orleans Saints keyring
a pocket-sized bottle of bug spray
Choose nine of these items and compose a free verse poem consisting of seven couplets.
You need the rubber band to save your life.
Not-guilty Confession Exercise
In a prose poem of no fewer than 75 words, confess to a crime you did not commit. You may not mention your innocence; however, it must be clear that you are innocent.
Give specific details of the crime—details that only the criminal would know.
Include the penalty for the crime and how you intend to deal with it.
You are confessing to your “victim” or the victim's family/friends.
Missing Persons Exercise
Media sources all over the world are reporting that individuals seem to be randomly disappearing.
Not only are these people disappearing physically but memories of them are fading as well.
Choose five of these people and compose a twenty-line elegy for them.
Include enough detail to distinguish them from all the other individuals who have disappeared.
Questions in Heaven Exercise
After a long and happy life as an award-winning poet, you die in your sleep and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter greets you with the following request, “You've lived a long and happy life as an award-winning poet. The Angelic Host needs your help. The questionnaire we use for admission into Heaven has become a bit outdated. Would you compose a list of questions for us that tests a soul's grasp of Truth, Goodness, and Beauty?”
St. Peter needs no fewer than eight questions that never mention Truth, Goodness, or Beauty nor do they hint at their true purpose.
The questions may not refer in any way to religious/spiritual concepts or use language that might betray their religious/spiritual nature.
The idea is to ask recently separated souls questions that only indirectly test their humanity.
Antique Store Exercise
While on a road trip to __________ you come across an antique store called Noah's Next Ark.
You stop for a bathroom break and decide to explore the store.
Compose a longish (20+ lines) poem about what you find in the store.
While exploring the store, you discover that you have been killed in an auto accident.
What do the things in the store teach you about the nature of chance?
NB. My students did not like this last exercise at all. They said it sounded like the plot of a cheesy movie!
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25 July 2011
Albertus, Aristotle,Thomas, Immanuel in one Poem!
Theories of the Soul
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
—Aristotle
—Aristotle
Kant says, transcendental
idealism. In Aquinas, we exist apart from bodies
but only on Thursdays
when his famous ox
flies by the window
wiser at Cologne
where Albertus Magnus,
his real name, appoints
Aquinas to magister studentium,
master of students. Aquinas
is petrified but says yes [. . .]
Click here for the rest of the poem!
24 July 2011
Coffee Cup Browsing
The number one killer of black Americans? Planned Parenthood.
Outrage in the Media!!! Catholic bishops call on media to give less airtime to Catholic heretics/dissidents. Well, there would be media outrage about this story if it were about Catholic bishops.
Outrage in the Media!!! Catholic bishops call on media to give less airtime to Catholic heretics/dissidents. Well, there would be media outrage about this story if it were about Catholic bishops.
Lesbian couple sues B&B for refusing them a "wedding" reception. Well, why not? SSM is really all about persecuting/prosecuting Christian dissent from the LGBT(XYZ) political agenda. NB. the B&B owners are "devout Catholics."
Oakland parish rebels against their new pastor and bishop. . .apparently, the previous pastor was something of a Great Progressive Leader who turned the parish into a personality cult.
Archbishop Chaput: "In the years ahead, we’re going to see more and more attempts by civil authority to interfere in the life of believing communities."
Pray for the people of Norway. . .
A handy history of the political terms "Left" and "Right." The US Left is trying to tell us that the whacko in Norway is "a right-wing conservative" or "a fundamentalist Christian." In fact, he's a nationalist, a Nazi.
Archbishop Chaput: "In the years ahead, we’re going to see more and more attempts by civil authority to interfere in the life of believing communities."
Pray for the people of Norway. . .
A handy history of the political terms "Left" and "Right." The US Left is trying to tell us that the whacko in Norway is "a right-wing conservative" or "a fundamentalist Christian." In fact, he's a nationalist, a Nazi.
Norway's strict gun control laws didn't help matters: ". . .the killer had the only gun on the island."
Thus demonstrating that when guns are outlawed, only outlaws have guns.
11 y.o.'s answer some questions about science. . .
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22 July 2011
Bruised, Stretched, & Picked Clean
Mary Magdalene
Fr. Philip Neri Powell, OP
St Albert the Great Priory
If I were to ask you to name the opposite of “being anxious,” you might say “being calm.” Given a little more time to think about it, you might add “peaceful,” “relaxed.” Or you could get theological and say “being faithful,” “trusting.” Mary Magdalene gives us another possibility: being obedient, listening to and acting on the Word of the Lord. Our not-yet-ascended Lord tells Mary to go the disciples and announce that he is going to the Father. In her fervor, she first announces, “I have seen the Lord!” Then, John tells us, she “reported what he told her.” Mary's anxiety over the apparent disappearance of Jesus' body from his tomb is transformed into. . .something else. Is it peace? Relaxation? Trust? How about ecstasy? Mary becomes ecstatic when she reports on her encounter with the Risen Lord. Despite popular images of the ecstatic saint, spiritual union with the divine is not always pleasant. The American poet, Charles Wright, captures both the pain and the purification of ecstasy when he writes: “I want to be bruised by God./I want to be strung up in a strong light and singled out./I want to be stretched, like music wrung from a dropped seed.” Why does he long for this divine interrogation? He says, “I want to be. . .picked clean.” The disciple and the poet both reveal a difficult truth about following Christ: when we announce that we have seen the Lord, when we report on all that he has told us, we will be bruised, stretched, strung up, singled out, and picked clean.
After Mary makes her ecstatic announcement to the other disciples and reports on all that Jesus told her, the Lord's former students huddle together in fear behind locked doors. They are blasphemers and traitors wanted by both the temple and the empire. It's not until the Christ has ascended and the Holy Spirit is sent that they are given a voice to preach. And once that voice is given, they break their fear and anxiety and flood into the streets, preaching and teaching, speaking in the tongues of those who will listen. And as they bear witness to the mercy and love of the Father over the years, they are stretched, bruised, singled out, and eventually picked clean. They are stripped to the bare bones of their trust in God, announcing as they die, “I have seen the Lord!”
How will we be bruised and stretched? Probably not in the same way that the disciples were. The obstacles we face in preaching the gospel are similar in nature but different in technique; that is, we face the same kind of worldly obstinacy as the disciples did but the stubbornness we face has a new language, a new game-plan; we face the same kind of idolatry of power, wealth, prestige but all these have adopted new guises, new rules. What hasn't changed is the saving message of God's mercy and love, the simple, straightforward declaration of God's forgiveness and His eternal welcome into His family. When Mary Magdalene shouts out, “I have seen the Lord!” she announces to the world the Father's will that all His children return to Him through His risen and ascended Son. When we repeat her apostolic message, we risk the bruises that all prophets and preachers risk when they speak the truth. Maybe not the firing squad or a prison term but we risk surrendering control, anxiety, willfulness. We risk everything when we take on the commission of living the gospel and telling others about the wonders of divine mercy. The purification of ecstasy is worth the pain it inflicts if we can say, in the end, “I have seen the Lord!”
20 July 2011
Grazie, grazie. . .
Just a quick note to say Mille Grazie for the recent activity on the Wish List!
Every book helps keep me current in all thing philosophical, poetical, and theological. . .
God bless, Fr. Philip Neri, OP
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God bless, Fr. Philip Neri, OP
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19 July 2011
Commenters at NCR: "joyless people with no hope"?
Methinks that horrible screeching might be the "Spirit of Vatican Two" being exorcised from the Church. . .
IF you have any doubts at all about whether or not the Holy Father's appointment of Archbishop Chaput to Philly is Good Thing. . .read the comments on this article from N.C.R. (Nasty Cynical Rag, as we called it in seminary).
IF you have any doubts at all about whether or not the Holy Father's appointment of Archbishop Chaput to Philly is Good Thing. . .read the comments on this article from N.C.R. (Nasty Cynical Rag, as we called it in seminary).
Here are a few of my favs from the Exemplars of Catholic Tolerance and Diversity:
"The very worst man for the job in Philadelphia. He will bring more of the same, as in cover-ups and evasion. This man has inflicted more damage on priests and lay people in the past decade that we should not be in the least surprised that Ratzinger (Benedict), would select someone such as this to carry on the right wing agenda of the restorationist movement."
"The Vatican and B16 are only carrying out their plan: Wreck the church. Hope any mature Catholic will leave in disgust. Afterwards, hunker down behind the Vatican walls, with all the gold in the coffers, maybe in a century or two everyone will have forgotten what a mess the hierarchs have made of the church."
"The Church just plunges itself deeper and deeper into the abyss. . ."
"The poor people of Philadelphia. They are getting someone with a heart of stone for a leader of their Church. If they're smart, the parishioners will keep their money in their pockets and let that do the talking."
"The poor people of Philadelphia. They are getting someone with a heart of stone for a leader of their Church. If they're smart, the parishioners will keep their money in their pockets and let that do the talking."
"Heaven help us! Apparently the thinking in Rome was that the problem with Philadelphia was that its bishop wasn't Republican enough."
"He did all the damage he could in Denver. Let him move on to Philadelphia to spread his narrow minded conservatism. And get that red hat ready."
"He did all the damage he could in Denver. Let him move on to Philadelphia to spread his narrow minded conservatism. And get that red hat ready."
"Now the people of Philadelphia are being punished for the sins, incompetence and arrogance of Rigali. How long before this archdiocese becomes the home of the ever-diminishing numbers of the "faithful remnant" in a "smaller, purer" church? Maybe that's what Chaput promised B16 - weed 'em out and gimme a red hat. Shame, shame, shame."
[NB. Almost all of these hysterical rants were answered on the site by someone. . .]
[NB. Almost all of these hysterical rants were answered on the site by someone. . .]
Here are a few comments from Archbishop's interview at N.C.R.
"This is just another case of one following another. The entire Church should demand Benedict 16's resignation along with Rigali's. Not one red penny for the American Church or the Vatican until these bungling autocrats are gone."
"This appointment is such a crass act from a pope who has been a bungler in so many areas of church life. It's another example of what happens when the episcopate becomes little more than a pawn on a papal chessboard and very little more than that."
"An interview chock full of self-serving statements from another papal pet. . .Hats off to the Chinese who are standing up to Rome in much the same way as the English did in the sixteenth century!"
"Benny 16s days should be over too. A nice house in Sardinia, Sicily, or a jail cell at The Hague could be his great opportunity to reflect on the blunders of his papacy (the Unholy Triumvirate of Ratzinger, Sodano, and Bertone) and to do penance for the damage these old autocrats have brought upon the Church."
"This appointment is such a crass act from a pope who has been a bungler in so many areas of church life. It's another example of what happens when the episcopate becomes little more than a pawn on a papal chessboard and very little more than that."
"An interview chock full of self-serving statements from another papal pet. . .Hats off to the Chinese who are standing up to Rome in much the same way as the English did in the sixteenth century!"
"Benny 16s days should be over too. A nice house in Sardinia, Sicily, or a jail cell at The Hague could be his great opportunity to reflect on the blunders of his papacy (the Unholy Triumvirate of Ratzinger, Sodano, and Bertone) and to do penance for the damage these old autocrats have brought upon the Church."
On the commenters themselves, one brave soul notes, "I'm convinced that the NCR comments section is probably them most negative, unconstructively cynical corner on the whole Internet. Talk about a joyless people with no hope. . ."
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Chaput to Philly!
Just announced on the Vatican's website:
The Pope appointed Archbishop of Philadelphia (USA) Archbishop Charles J. Chaput, O.F.M. Cap, currently Archbishop of Denver.
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Il Santo Padre Benedetto XVI ha accettato la rinuncia al governo pastorale dell’arcidiocesi metropolitana di Philadelphia (U.S.A.), presentata dall’Em.mo Card. Justin F. Rigali, in conformità al can. 401 § 1 del Codice di Diritto Canonico.
Il Papa ha nominato Arcivescovo Metropolita di Philadelphia (U.S.A.) S.E. Mons. Charles J. Chaput, O.F.M. Cap., finora Arcivescovo di Denver.
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The Holy Father Benedict XVI accepted the resignation from the ministry of the Archdiocese of Philadelphia Metro (USA), presented by His Em. Cardinal Justin F. Rigali, in accordance with can. 401 § 1 of the Code of Canon Law.
The Holy Father Benedict XVI accepted the resignation from the ministry of the Archdiocese of Philadelphia Metro (USA), presented by His Em. Cardinal Justin F. Rigali, in accordance with can. 401 § 1 of the Code of Canon Law.
The Pope appointed Archbishop of Philadelphia (USA) Archbishop Charles J. Chaput, O.F.M. Cap, currently Archbishop of Denver.
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18 July 2011
Coffee Cup Browsing
Bureaucratic leeches: between 1975 and 2008, the number of faculty in the CA university system rose by 3.5%. In the same period, the number of university bureaucrats rose by 221%. That's where your tuition money is going.
Anti-Palin meme of the day: "Undefeated" opens in Orange Co. to an empty theater. What you don't know--unless you read the fine print--is that the reviewer attended an unadvertised midnight showing on a Thursday. Oh, and there were six people in the theater.
Director of "Captain America" drops anti-American rhetoric when it becomes clear that his politics are hurting the bottom-line. He must be one of the "Michael Moore Marxists."
B.O. charged with war crimes. . .accused of murdering Osama ben Laden. NB. B.O. and his globalist ideologues L.U.V. international law, socialist-Euro-judges, etc. So, I expect B.O. to submit himself for arrest and prosecution forthwith.
Union bullying manual is made public. Yes, I mean the actual manual published by SEIU.
Jewish publications lauding efforts of the Holy Father to rescue Jews from the Nazis. . .in 1939.
New book exposing leftist political bias in the media. . .written by a liberal. Here's the preface to the book.
Ahhhhh. . .cute pic of the day.
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16 July 2011
OP Laity Retreat
Every summer I offer a day-long retreat for the Dallas-area Dominican laity. And every summer, we have a great time!
This summer, the topic of the retreat will be: “'Putting Out into the Deep'": Catholic Laity and the New Evangelization."
This summer, the topic of the retreat will be: “'Putting Out into the Deep'": Catholic Laity and the New Evangelization."
The retreat is open is all. . .come join us!
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Coffee Cup Browsing (Humor Edition)
I'm tired of lying politicians; self-absorbed celebrities; impotent dictators (foreign & domestic); and zombie-idolaters. . .so, I give you COFFEE CUP BROWSING: THE ALL-HUMOR EDITION!!!
Venn diagram of my sense of humor. Yes, I am constantly in trouble b/c of my sense of humor.
Self-appointed Plate Monitor is "concerned" about your weight. MYODB!
Like the Park Ranger said, "I don't have to outrun the bear. . .I just have to outrun you!"
Organizing for maximum efficiency!
If your fav font were a dog. . .
Creative wedding cakes. #19 is my fav.
Ahhhh. . .breakfast in bed.
Learning math in Catholic school.
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15 July 2011
When "diversity" becomes a religion. . .
This is why you should send your kids to a small, Catholic lib arts college like the University of Dallas:
UC-San Diego is gutting several academic programs b/c of budget shortfalls. Almost every department in the university is getting some sort of cut.
UC-San Diego is gutting several academic programs b/c of budget shortfalls. Almost every department in the university is getting some sort of cut.
The only sacrosanct area? "Diversity" programs/bureaucracies.
While slashing real academic programs and productive faculty, UCSD will add yet another "diversity" wonk to an already massively bloated P.C. bureaucracy: ". . .the Chancellor’s Diversity Office, the associate vice chancellor for faculty equity, the assistant vice chancellor for diversity, the faculty equity advisors, the graduate diversity coordinators, the staff diversity liaison, the undergraduate student diversity liaison, the graduate student diversity liaison, the chief diversity officer, the director of development for diversity initiatives, the Office of Academic Diversity and Equal Opportunity, the Committee on Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation Issues, the Committee on the Status of Women, the Campus Council on Climate, Culture and Inclusion, the Diversity Council, and the directors of the Cross-Cultural Center, the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Resource Center, and the Women’s Center."
It's a religion. Send your kids to a Catholic university.
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