The Priory elevator is broken. The motherboard melted and damaged most of the parts near it. Parts will cost approx. $11,000 and labor another $6,000. Needless to say, as mendicant friars, we don't have $17,000 hidden in a jar or under the Prior's mattress. Or anywhere else for that matter.
The novices have been carrying me up and down the stairs three or four times a day, and they've started complaining about back pain, turned ankles, and psoriasis for some reason.
So, if you can help us out, go to St Albert the Great Priory and send us some $$$.
My gimpy knees and the whiney novices very much appreciate it!
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