I'm working on getting the Holy Father to decree infallibly the following: "I solemnly declare, and all Catholics must faithfully hold to be true, that any phrase which contains a noun, singular or collective, and is followed by the word 'Monkey' is hilarious." One example, "Trunk Monkey."
Another hilarious commercial. . .he must not be reading the NYT.
A lesson for Catholics on the dangers of making hasty judgments.
New from Bombay Electronics. . .The Arranged Marriage Remote Controller!
B.O.'s new Defense Department strategy: Eco-friendly Warrior Monks. . .with flowers.
Mini black hole? New Santa Claus tech? Angels dancing? Alien warning? You decide.
QUICK! Get an abortion before that thing turns into a baby!
Politically Correct medicine: "cancer" is now called "happy spots"
After this someone needs to be on his knees thanking Jesus. . .
Don't be fooled! They use this nefarious gift to get food, clothing, and a college education.
This is what philosophy does to me. . .except the whole feel good part.