This is why you got no presents from Santa. . .
Ten cases of Liberal Hypocrisy
Ten cases of Conservative Hypocrisy (really, just nine cases: David Cameron is no conservative)
Polyphasic sleep. . .I've always wanted to try this. . .they say it's particularly helpful for insomniacs.
Urban Dictionary. . .so you know what your kids/students/grandkids are talking about
Recycled credit cards
How to write and speak Postmodern Gibberish. . .this is one language I am fluent in. Maybe I should write a PoMo homily?
I wrote papers just like this in grad school. . .what unmitigated @#$%!