23 November 2011

Occupy Black Friday Stampede: Clash of the Titans

The Occupier Whiners have vowed to "Occupy Black Friday" (whatever that means).

OK. . .

Here's a little of what awaits them at America's finest retail stores:

Remember that movie about the Zombies attacking the Mall?

Then there's that food riot scene in Soylent Green.

And the time-lapsed scene in every National Geographic special where the ants strip an animal carcass.

Finally, a classic. . .The Running of the Bulls.

The clash between rank consumerist greed and self-righteous hypocrisy will be EPIC!

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5 comments:

  1. Was it last year or the year before that someone got stampeded to death at a Walmart on Black Friday, and they never closed the store?

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  2. Bear, here's the report:

    http://youtu.be/6Vh0hBr9a3I

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  4. How about the scene in "Jingle All The Way" where the crowd runs into the store to get the Turbo Man dolls? That was vicious.

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  5. It's so sad that people are so blinded by their materialism that they wait in line for hours to save a few bucks and act like animals. And it's considered "normal." I will remain abnormal, thank you.

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