Go git dem ashes!!!
And here's five things you can do once you Get Yours:
1). Carefully cover your ashen cross with a big piece of clear packing tape so that it doesn't smear during the day.
2). Use Elmer's Glue to outline your ashes and then sprinkle it liberally with glitter.
3). Add two more ashen crosses on each side of the original and tell everyone you're fasting for the two pagans in your in family.
4). Keep a small container of ashes in your pocket. When someone says, "Hey, you got a little dirt on your forehead," whip out the ashes and Give Them Theirs before they can flee.
5). Wash them off. . .you know, like Jesus tells us to do in today's gospel.
Happy Fasting, folks!
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